Unlike most insurance companies, Esurance lives in the modern world. That's why it takes only 24 hours to process your claim instead of six weeks like their competitors. With Photo Claims, you can just snap some pics, hit submit, and get paid the very next day. It's easy--as easy as overnighting hair to a hairless hair band.

Shout out to my partner Rene Delgado for bringing this spot to life in all its gnarly glory!